#joke

Whenever I walk off the golf course, I thank God that I'm able to tell a joke. I thank God I'm good at something. ↗

— Ray Romano

#course #god #golf #golf course #good

Hour-long TV is no joke. It tests you as a human being. It makes you a stronger person, but it's really crazy. ↗

— Rebecca Romijn

#crazy #human #human being #joke #makes

Cut out all these exclamation points. An exclamation point is like laughing at your own joke. ↗

— F. Scott Fitzgerald

#exclamation #joke #laughing #like #out

I have been sober for the longest time. Oh, it's over a decade now. No joke. ↗

— Dana Plato

#decade #i #joke #longest #longest time

It's a cosmic joke that I'm a lesbian, because I understand men so well but women are a complete mystery to me. ↗

— Lea DeLaria

#complete #complete mystery #cosmic #i #joke

The jokes are great but what really matters for a comedian is his performance, his whole attitude, and the laughs that he gets between the jokes rather than on top of the jokes. ↗

— Jack Dee

#between #comedian #gets #great #his

If you think before you speak the other guy gets his joke in first. ↗

— Jimmy Nail

#first #gets #guy #his #joke

I laugh and joke, but I don't get distracted very easily. ↗

— LeBron James

#easily #get #i #joke #laugh

Back in the day, if someone said that hip hop and rap was a fad, that was a joke to me because they just didn't know what they were talking about. In reality, there were so many people who didn't know what they were talking about it. ↗

— Jam Master Jay

#back #because #day #fad #hip

I don't want to see people decorating a house or digging a garden. As for guys like Jonathan Ross, he got an award there last Christmas. What for? He doesn't sing, dance or tell jokes, does he? ↗

— Ian St. John

#christmas #dance #decorating #digging #does