#jokes

When my mother died, I had to go on air that night and do jokes. ↗

— Graham Kennedy

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Soon I learned that the worse the puns and jokes, the funnier they could be, if you knew how to deliver them. ↗

— John Lasseter

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Don't make jokes about food. ↗

— David Lean

#food #jokes #make

If you keep making jokes like that, somebody is going to shoot you, father. ↗

— Mary Todd Lincoln

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When you are in a room and your job is to write jokes 10 hours a day, your mind starts going to strange places. ↗

— Seth MacFarlane

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Yes, I would say my comedy is grunge, evidenced by the fact my jokes have put an end to big-hair glam comedy. ↗

— Joel McHale

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It was a somber place, haunted by old jokes and lost laughter. Life, as I discovered, holds no more wretched occupation than trying to make the English laugh. ↗

— Malcolm Muggeridge

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I have my own gym. When you do jokes and they sell, you get a gym. ↗

— Don Rickles

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I told jokes badly. ↗

— Don Rickles

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I don't consider myself a comedian because I don't really concern myself too much with jokes. ↗

— Paul Rudd

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