#jokes

I don't care if my jokes are appropriate for a kid. ↗

— Drew Carey

#care #i #jokes #kid

Why did the warrior cross the road? [Koldo] That’s easy. To kill the guy on the other side. [Nicola] A bud of amusement had her smiling. Knock, knock. [Koldo] Who’s there? [Nicola] Donut. Donut who? Donut run from me, puny girl. ↗

— Gena Showalter

#beauty

In New York there isn't that weird palpable competitive thing where it's friendly but everyone isn't trying to top one another with jokes when you're just hanging around. ↗

— David Cross

#around #competitive #everyone #friendly #hanging

You can't just yell jokes at people. ↗

— David Cross

#just #people #yell #you

There's a sense of spontaneity, and no emphasis on jokes in this show. People generally talk the way they talk in life if you were in this particular situation. ↗

— Larry David

#generally #jokes #life #particular #people

If you want anything done well, do it yourself. This is why most people laugh at their own jokes. ↗

— Bob Edwards

#done #jokes #laugh #most #own

I'm from New York, I make kind of somewhat maybe lewd, at times - maybe some would say dirty - jokes. But in jest. ↗

— Sarah Michelle Gellar

#i #jest #jokes #kind #make

I crack jokes and play games and that's really more my nature than being cold. ↗

— Bernhard Langer

#cold #crack #games #i #jokes

The shouting and opinion and jokes don't exist if there isn't first a story. ↗

— Jim Lehrer

#first #jokes #opinion #shouting #story

It got very tedious saying the same jokes in the same way with the same attitude. ↗

— Norm MacDonald

#got #jokes #same #saying #tedious