#jokes

People make jokes about my bosoms, why don't they look underneath the breasts at the heart? It's obvious I've got big ones and if people want to assume they're not mine, then let them. ↗

— Dolly Parton

#assume #big #big ones #bosoms #breasts

My jokes are in my head and I have a duplicate copy of my jokes in a lot of British comics' heads, where they are safe. ↗

— Emo Philips

#comics #copy #duplicate #head #heads

It's much easier to make jokes about sensitive issues if there is some dissent, some conflict. ↗

— Mo Rocca

#conflict #dissent #easier #issues #jokes

I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts. ↗

— Will Rogers

#facts #government #i #jokes #just

I've always wondered, what am I going to do that's important with these stupid jokes that I tell. ↗

— Ray Romano

#am #going #i #important #jokes

The thing about all good horror movies is that the fans expect a couple of inside jokes. Maybe I'm supposed to be saying how terrified I was while making it, but it was really fun. ↗

— Margot Kidder

#couple #expect #fans #fun #good

One of my biggest problems with comedy was that I did not understand some of the jokes. ↗

— Desi Arnaz

#biggest problems #comedy #did #i #jokes

Most shows, you really have to force it. And everybody's nervous, and the network is nervous, and they've all got their notepads out, and they're all going to give notes on what they think is funny, and everybody's trying to spin their jokes, and this was so - the script was so good that we didn't have to really do anything, and it made it so easy for us to do well. ↗

— Will Arnett

#easy #everybody #force #funny #give

Perhaps our Irish friends should not so completely turn their backs on their historical dishes, no matter how many jokes they might have to endure. ↗

— Nick Clooney

#completely #dishes #endure #friends #historical

If you want anything done well, do it yourself. This is why most people laugh at their own jokes. ↗

— Bob Edwards

#done #jokes #laugh #most #own