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Then he dozed off to sleep and to dream dreams that for madness and audacity rivalled those of poppy-eaters ↗


— Jack London


#jack-london #martin-eden #poppy-eater #dreams

Leo couldn't deliver Mr. Martin Scorsese his Oscar with 'The Aviator', but I will go on record to say I will do so in 'The Departed'. ↗


— Anthony Anderson


#deliver #departed #go #his #i

On Slavery: The saddest slap in the face is we have NO monument, no real statues or memorials, no special day of Atonement or Remembrance (NOT ONE), no thanks for 400+ years of free labor, forced servitude across the Trans-Atlantic, ass beatings, buying ourselves and families out of slavery, rape and plunder...but everyone else has monuments, special museums, and even movies. This is what America thinks of black people, so-called black president and all, who has been largely silent on this subject...we'll even celebrate Leprechauns, Easter Bunnies, and Secretary's Day before we acknowledge our history. ↗


— Brandi L. Bates


#african-americans #black-panthers #black-people #blacks #huey-newton

I have two friends, Steve and Martin. But I'd happily replace both for the friendship of Steve Martin. ↗


— Jarod Kintz


#funny #relationships #steve-martin #friendship

I won't leave you. If you're in danger, then I should be with you. I won't let you risk your life alone. We're in this together, remember? That's what you told me when we ran away. ↗


— Kristine Pierce


#danger #gabriel #ran-away #you-ll-be-safe-here #life

Free love, man, Free Love! Which, by the way, was the single greatest concept a young man has ever heard. About three years late, women got wise an my frustration returned to normal levels. ↗


— Steve Martin


#memoir #steve-martin #love

Why don't you get out of that wet coat and into a dry martini? ↗


— Robert Benchley


#coat #dry #get #into #martini

I am a filmmaker. That is all I've ever been. You know, Martin Scorsese makes films about the mob. And I make movies about food. ↗


— Alton Brown


#am #been #ever #filmmaker #films

A British declaration be taken against Martinez for 'capturing and robbing us. ↗


— George Vancouver


#british #capturing #declaration #martinez #robbing

The only thing I really recommend, if you're starting out in stand-up is to not try to copy anybody else. You can be influenced by people. I was influenced by Steve Martin and Bob Newhart and Woody Allen, but I never tried to be someone else. I always tried to be myself. And the reason people are successful is they're unique. ↗


— Ellen DeGeneres


#always #anybody #bob #copy #else






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