#mo

I'm not scared of death, I just don't want to seek it out. ↗

— Thomas James Higgins

#humor #irony #satire #death

At the end, one didn't remember life as a whole but as just a string of moments. ↗

— David Levien

#life #moments #death

Knackered inmates are easier to control than pumped-up ones. And dead inmates are even easier to control, if you follow me. ↗

— Alexander Gordon Smith

#humor #death

you wouldn't happen to have a pipe and a bit of tobacco about, would- i heard that! gandalf enjoyed a good pipe! why do you think he's called gandalf the gray? it wasn't for the color of his robes ↗

— Margaret Weis

#humor #smoking #zifnab #death

I've never wished a man dead, but I have read some obituaries with great pleasure. ↗

— Mark Twain

#humor #death

Can you burn me up with holy water? Poke me to death with your crucifix? Pelt me with communion wafers? ↗

— MaryJanice Davidson

#death

I know the resolution. I know the end of the story before it ever begins. I must choose love. And for this, I will surely die. ↗

— Addison Moore

#celestra #death #end #ethreal #love

College is fun as long as you don't die. ↗

— Tsugumi Ohba

#fun #humor #death

I mean, I am totally not one of those prudes who believe having sex as a teenager is some kind of mortal sin or social death. I don't have a problem with sex. I just don't happen to be having it. And if I were having sex, I certainly wouldn't be getting it on in an airplane bathroom. Who wants to get down and dirty in a place so . . . cramped and dirty? ↗

— Lauren Morrill

#humor #sex #death

I'm Allen Walker!" My life....is over...I'm going to die.... ↗

— Katsura Hoshino

#angst #death #die #horror #humor