#naught

If all the girls attending [the Yale prom] were laid end to end, I wouldn't be at all surprised. ↗

— Dorothy Parker

#harvard #humor #innuendo #naughty #yale

An Druides be, thanne answere me: whos love in Eire is moste fyn and fre?" Herne "whether in bedde or in feeld do ye meet, Flidais awaiteth your limbes to greet." Atticus ↗

— Kevin Hearne

#love

We have reason to believe that man first walked upright to free his hands for masturbation. ↗

— Lily Tomlin

#masturbation #men #naughty #sex #men

I'm doing naughty things, I'm drinking too much, I'm going to clubs. It really didn't matter to me, other than the fact that some parents wouldn't let their kids hang out with me. ↗

— Macaulay Culkin

#doing #drinking #fact #going #hang

The list of women he’s slept with is longer than his penis. The list is three inches long.
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— Jarod Kintz

#humor #naughty #penis #sex #slut

Technologists provide tools that can improve people's lives. But I want to be clear that I don't think technology by itself improves people's lives, since often I'm criticized for being too pro-technology. Unless there's commensurate ethical and moral improvements to go along with it, it's for naught. ↗

— Jaron Lanier

#being #clear #commensurate #criticized #ethical

I was quite naughty at school. ↗

— Gemma Arterton

#naughty #quite #school

Steve Coogan does something for me. He is so naughty, but I quite fancy him. ↗

— Billie Piper

#fancy #him #i #me #naughty

People in general are used to seeing me as the naughty girl because that's what they've always cast me as. ↗

— Eartha Kitt

#because #cast #general #girl #me

All thought is naught but a footnote to Plato. ↗

— George Santayana

#naught #plato #thought