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#naught

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If my remote control doubled as a dildo, I'd never get off my ass to change the channel. ↗


— Jarod Kintz


#funny #humor #lazy #naughty #change

I doubt your Argonaut kin would approve of that,” she managed. “They didn’t much like me being in your realm.” “They’ll just have to get used to it. Some things in life are more important than duty and honor.” Gods, how she wished that were true. “Nothing in life is more important than duty and honor, Titus.” He cradled her face in his hands again. “You are.” That was it. All she could take. A desperate need to be close to him one last time overwhelmed every thought and action. She pressed her mouth to his. Kissed him hard. Gasped when his arms closed around her waist with the strength of a vise. Lost herself in the sweet taste of his tongue stroking urgently across hers. “I want you,” she whispered against his lips. Desperation clawed at her soul. She pressed her lips to his again, opened, licked into his mouth. Warmth, wetness, hunger caressed her tongue in an erotic dance. She trailed one hand down his bare chest, over the waistband of his pants. ↗


— Elisabeth Naughton


#elisabeth-naughton #eternal-guardians #natasa #pnr #sexy

His gaze held hers, and his voice was tender and rough. “Love me, Elizabeth.” Elizabeth felt a tremor run through her entire body, but she looked at him without flinching. “I do. ↗


— Judith McNaught


#elizabeth #ian #judith-mcnaught #love

Men are my hobby, if I ever got married I'd have to give it up. ↗


— Mae West


#naughty #risque #marriage

There's naught, no doubt, so much the spirit calms as rum and true religion. ↗


— Lord Byron


#doubt #much #naught #no doubt #religion

Let's be naughty and save Santa the trip. ↗


— Gary Allan


#naughty #santa #save #trip

Who quick be to borrow and slow be to pay, their credit is naught, go they ever so gay. ↗


— Thomas Tusser


#credit #ever #gay #go #naught

The list of women he’s slept with is longer than his penis. The list is three inches long.
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— Jarod Kintz


#humor #naughty #penis #sex #slut

I don't see America as a mainland, but as a sea, a big ocean. Sometimes a storm arises, a formidable current develops, and it seems it will engulf everything. Wait a moment, another current will appear and bring the first one to naught. ↗


— Jacques Maritain


#another #appear #arises #big #bring

If you get simple beauty and naught else, you get about the best thing God invents. ↗


— Robert Browning


#beauty #best #else #get #god






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