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#naught

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The only sea I saw Was the seesaw sea With you riding on it. Lie down, lie easy. Let me shipwreck in your thighs.


Dylan Thomas


#love #naughty #poem #sex #shipwreck

His gaze held hers, and his voice was tender and rough. “Love me, Elizabeth.” Elizabeth felt a tremor run through her entire body, but she looked at him without flinching. “I do.


Judith McNaught


#elizabeth #ian #judith-mcnaught #love

Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?


Mae West


#naughty #risque #salutation #guns

She was pleased to have him come and never sorry to see him go.


Dorothy Parker


#naughty #sex #sex

At the close of the day when the hamlet is still, and mortals the sweets of forgetfulness prove, when naught but the torrent is heard on the hill, and naught but the nightingale's song in the grove.


James Beattie


#day #forgetfulness #grove #hamlet #heard

Men and women have served and died to protect American democracy, but their sacrifice will be for naught if that democracy dies from the poison the Supreme Court has injected into our political organs.


Jennifer M. Granholm


#court #democracy #died #dies #injected

Let's be naughty and save Santa the trip.


Gary Allan


#naughty #santa #save #trip

It's weird, because usually if you're British and you go to America you play baddies; but I play naughty people here and goodies in America.


Paul Bettany


#baddies #because #british #go #here

Who quick be to borrow and slow be to pay, their credit is naught, go they ever so gay.


Thomas Tusser


#credit #ever #gay #go #naught

The list of women he’s slept with is longer than his penis. The list is three inches long.



Jarod Kintz


#humor #naughty #penis #sex #slut






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