#naught

Love is a banana. First you peel it, and then you roll on the condom.
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— Dark Jar Tin Zoo

#condom #food #fruit #funny #humor

My favorite color on canvas is nudity.

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— Jarod Kintz

#canvas #color #naughty #nude #nudity

Like a 9-5 business at 4:59 pm, her legs were open.
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— Jarod Kintz

#closed #naughty #open #sex #business

If my remote control doubled as a dildo, I'd never get off my ass to change the channel. ↗

— Jarod Kintz

#funny #humor #lazy #naughty #change

good girls go to heaven and bad girls go everywhere ↗

— Helen Gurley Brown

#humor #naughty #sex #virginity #humor

His gaze held hers, and his voice was tender and rough. “Love me, Elizabeth.” Elizabeth felt a tremor run through her entire body, but she looked at him without flinching. “I do. ↗

— Judith McNaught

#elizabeth #ian #judith-mcnaught #love

Men are my hobby, if I ever got married I'd have to give it up. ↗

— Mae West

#naughty #risque #marriage

There's naught, no doubt, so much the spirit calms as rum and true religion. ↗

— Lord Byron

#doubt #much #naught #no doubt #religion

He who does not fear death cares naught for threats. ↗

— Pierre Corneille

#death #does #fear #naught #threats

Crime is naught but misdirected energy. ↗

— Emma Goldman

#energy #misdirected #naught