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Always remember, money isn't everything - but also remember to make a lot of it before talking such fool nonsense.


Earl Wilson


#always #before #everything #fool #lot

This work is the link between my Dear Natalie piece and my upcoming Agatha work. It bridges that lapse in time and shows how my thinking has changed. It shows me telling a story through the surreal and trying to use thought fragments alone to show a tortured existence. This piece was written after the Dear Natalies and before the Agatha mystery, but it is meant to be read after you’ve already read both. This book is a bridge between two books, which would make it a bridge between two bridges. That’s strange, but I’ve seen stranger. Like the time I woke up in a fish tank, having morphed into a goldfish during my sleep. I still fear the sound of a flushing toilet, and since then I refuse to let myself fall asleep while wearing flippers. This book is 3,088 words of pure nonsense, strung together like pearls hurled at bacon. Yum!


Jarod Kintz


#bacon #biograhy #book-bio #books #bridge

Board the cows! We've come to enslave your marigolds.


Libba Bray


#nonsense #silly #humor

Read the directions and directly you will be directed in the right direction.


Lewis Carroll


#nonsense

in nonsense is strength


Kurt Vonnegut


#nonsense

I don’t drink water, because if water can erode rock, think what it can do to flesh.



Jarod Kintz


#drinking #erode #erosion #flesh #geology

No one knows as well as I how much nonsense is printed in books.


Julia Quinn


#reading #nonsense

Can`t you see that I`m only advising you to beg yourself not to be so dumb?


Titus Petronius Niger


#humour #irony #latin #nonsense #satyre

I would pour you a glass of wine, but wouldn’t it be more romantic if you sipped it out of my armpit?


Jarod Kintz


#alcohol #drinking #foreplay #funny #humor

Instead of a Lemonade Stand, I should open up a “You know what I can’t stand?” Stand. I’ll sell rants in small, medium, and large.



Jarod Kintz


#drink #drinking #entrepreneur #entrepreneurship #funny






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