#ny

I've struggled just as much as anyone else. ↗

— Kathy Valentine

#else #i #just #much #struggled

Satan impregnated my mother one lovely spring morning. We didn’t have the heart to tell my father. ↗

— Holly Hood

#family #funny #life #sarcasm #family

No, I don't tolerate pressure from anyone about anything. ↗

— Ashley Judd

#anyone #anything #i #pressure #tolerate

...mow ↗

— brandan

#funny

As a child of God, I am greater than anything that can happen to me. ↗

— Abdul Kalam

#am #anything #child #god #greater

I work in a hotel. I know what you’re probably thinking, and no, I am not a hooker. Not unless you’re not a cop.
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— Jarod Kintz

#funny #hooker #hospitality #hospitality-industry #hotel

Never forget that everything Hitler did in Germany was legal. ↗

— Martin Luther King, Jr.

#everything #forget #germany #hitler #legal

There’s not a lot of food on the moon. Not unless you’re into cannibalism. ↗

— Jarod Kintz

#food #funny #humor #moon #food

There is no safety in numbers, or in anything else. ↗

— James Thurber

#else #numbers #safety

My idol was Jack Benny and he was the master of subtlety and timing. ↗

— Don Knotts

#idol #jack #jack benny #master #subtlety