#ny

They didn't know why these things were funny. Sometimes you laugh because you've got no more room for crying. Sometimes you laugh because table manners on a beach are funny. And sometimes you laugh because you're alive, when you really shouldn't be. ↗

— Terry Pratchett

#funny

I'm a big fan of dreams. Unfortunately, dreams are our first casualty in life - people seem to give them up, quicker than anything, for a 'reality.' ↗

— Kevin Costner

#big #big fan #casualty #dreams #fan

Love leads people to become lost in their own feelings and ignore the world, so it’s no surprise their love for the world goes unrequited. ↗

— Bauvard

#love #unrequited-love #funny

Would women find vampires even sexier and more romantic if instead of fangs they had rose thorns? It’s thoughts like these I think of when digging in my garden, looking for my one true love (If only I could remember where I buried her!).  ↗

— Jarod Kintz

#garden #humor #romance #romantic #roses

I didn't like anything about myself - my looks, my personality. I was very, very angry. ↗

— Marion Cotillard

#angry #anything #i #like #looks

You know you have ADD when Look A chicken - T-shirt ↗

— Darynda Jones

#humor #funny

Funny thing about glass. When you broke the shit up, it got pissed and bit back. ↗

— J.R. Ward

#funny

There’s always time for arguin’ when you’re a Fuentes. ↗