#ok

It's a cosmic joke that I'm a lesbian, because I understand men so well but women are a complete mystery to me. ↗

— Lea DeLaria

#complete #complete mystery #cosmic #i #joke

I like the club. It looks nice with all the tables out. They were freaking out, the Gilly's people. ↗

— Kim Deal

#i #like #looks #nice #out

You've got to have a sense of humour about sex. When you look at it, it's all pretty ridiculous, isn't it? ↗

— Cat Deeley

#got #humour #look #pretty #ridiculous

The jokes are great but what really matters for a comedian is his performance, his whole attitude, and the laughs that he gets between the jokes rather than on top of the jokes. ↗

— Jack Dee

#between #comedian #gets #great #his

Onions and bacon cooking up just makes your kitchen smell so good. In fact, one day I'm going to come up with a room deodorizer that smells like bacon and onions. It's a fabulous smell. ↗

— Paula Deen

#come #cooking #day #fabulous #fact

Anyone can write one book: even politicians do it. Starting a second book reveals an intention to be a professional writer. ↗

— Len Deighton

#book #even #intention #politicians #professional

I've seen a look in dogs' eyes, a quickly vanishing look of amazed contempt, and I am convinced that basically dogs think humans are nuts. ↗

— John Steinbeck

#amazed #basically #contempt #convinced #dogs

I think Stevie Wonder could sing the phone book and manage to make me cry. ↗

— Brad Delp

#could #cry #i #i think #make

I rewrote it and I took all your notes. Read it again, that kind of persistence paid off. ↗