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Your... Your aura. It's... amazing. It's shining. I mean, it always shines, but today... Well I've never seen anything like it. I didn't expect that after everything that happened.' I shifted around uncomfortably. If I lit up around Dimitri normally, what on earth happened to my aura post-sex? ↗


— Richelle Mead


#dirty #funny #hathaway #humor #ivashkov

They were steaming out of the station before Maia asked, 'Was it books in the trunk?' 'It was books, admitted Miss Minton. And Maia said, 'Good. ↗


— Eva Ibbotson


#books #humor #humor

Personally, if I were trying to discourage people from smoking, my sign would be a little different. In fact, I might even go too far in the opposite direction. My sign would say something like, "Smoke if you wish. But if you do, be prepared for the following series of events: First, we will confiscate your cigarette and extinguish it somewhere on the surface of your skin. We will then run you nicotine-stained fingers through a paper shredder and throw them into the street, where wild dogs will swallow them and then regurgitate them into the sewers, so that infected rats can further soil them before they're flushed out to sea with the rest of the city's filth. After such time, we will sysematically seek out your friends and loved one and destroy their lives." Wouldn't you like to see a sign like that? ↗


— George Carlin


#humor #smoking #funny

You have two eyes, and two ears, but only one mouth. This is so because you are supposed to look and listen more than you talk. ↗


— Lucca Kaldahl


#eyes #humor #listen #looking #mouth

Plus as she put it, Prince Eric was far too hairy and peach colored for her taste. I always thought he was pretty hott, but then again, I am a mammal. ↗


— Kiersten White


#evie #humor #humor

Oh, I adore to cook. It makes me feel so mindless in a worthwhile way. ↗


— Truman Capote


#humor #humor

I did what I have been told to do by my queen. In so doing, I fell into a trap I couldn't escape. I still can't." "The trap of LUUUUVVVV, I thought sarcastically. But he was too serious, too calm, to mock. ↗


— Charlaine Harris


#humor #sookie-stackhouse #humor

When they reached the stairs, he didn’t make her climb them herself. He picked her up in his arms and carried her to the big bathroom off their bedroom. He didn’t speak, his expression didn’t soften. But he was hard. His cock was like a poker, steely and hot against her hip. His eyes blazed with lust. ↗


— Lora Leigh


#lust #poker #sex #humor

أعتقد أن التليفزيون وسيلة ثقافية هامة للغاية .. كلما وجدت شخصاً يقوم بتشغيله، أذهب إلى غرفة أخرى لقراءة كتاب ↗


— Groucho Marx


#humor #reading #television #humor

If I read as many books as most men do, I would be as dull-witted as they are. ↗


— Thomas Hobbes


#witty #humor






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