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Read through the most famous quotes by topic #omen
Men want to make women happy. ↗
— Jerry Seinfeld
#make #men #want #women
Do not forget to tell your daughters God made them beautiful. ↗
— Habeeb Akande
#daughters #god #women #beauty
How long could you love a woman who didn't love you, Cecil? A woman who didn't love me? Oh, all my life! ↗
— Oscar Wilde
#women #life
I like pancakes. ↗
— Brandon Mull
#humor #pancakes #humor
The most beautiful makeup of a woman is passion. But cosmetics are easier to buy. ↗
— Yves Saint-Laurent
#fashion #makeup #women #beauty
Whenever I see a gorgeous woman, I think, Who is that tall drink of water, and how come I’m suddenly thirsty? ↗
— Jarod Kintz
#horny #lust #need #sexy #tall
As a neurosurgeon, I did not believe in the phenomenon of near-death experiences. ↗
— Eben Alexander
#did #experiences #i #phenomenon
Even back then, I exuded self-confidence, and that drives women crazy. ↗
— Larry David
#crazy #drives #even #i #self-confidence
But I think that's a particular kind of experience involving a certain immediacy between you and the canvass, you and the particular kind of experience of that particular moment. ↗
— Donald Judd
#certain #experience #i #i think #immediacy
Men mourn for what they have lost; women for what they ain't got. ↗
— Josh Billings
#got #lost #men #mourn