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I am not forgotten, you know, no, I still receive a very great deal of fan mail. . . . Gladys Gudgeon writes weekly. . . . I just wish I knew why. . . .” He paused, looking faintly puzzled, then beamed again and returned to his signing with renewed vigor. “I suspect it is simply my good looks. . . . ↗


— J.K. Rowling


#gilderoy #harry-potter #humor #lockehart #rowling

Earth,” he began, ignoring the impulse to open his notes folder and count the words. He knew this lecture by heart. “Our home. She feeds us, she shelters us. Her gravity prevents us from flying off into space and freezing, before thawing out again and being crisped by the sun, none of which really matters, as we would have long since asphyxiated.” Artemis paused for laughter and was surprised when it did not arrive. “That was a little joke. I read in a presentation manual that a joke often serves to break the ice. And I actually worked icebreaking into the joke, so there were layers to my humor. ↗


— Eoin Colfer


#facepalm-humor #humor

Positive belief in yourself will give you the energy needed to conquer the world and this belief is the power behind all creation. ↗


— Stephen Richards


#mind-body-spirit #mind-power #money #motivational #new-age

Well, friend, I don’t know about your tastes, but I tend to like it very bloody,” Myrnin said. He shifted position, dragging Claire along like a rag doll without any effort at all. “Have we been introduced?” “Probably not. Why, are you asking me out, sweetheart?” “You’re not my type, darling. Is this one yours?” “No,” Frank said, and looked at Shane, just in a quick flicker. “Let’s say she’s a friend of the family. ↗


— Rachel Caine


#eve-rosser #funny #ghost-town #humor #michael-glass

You were with Margo Roth Spiegelman last night? At THREE A.M.? I nodded. Alone? I nodded. Oh my God, if you hooked up with her, you have to tell me every single thing that happened. You have to write me a term paper on the look and feel of Margo Roth Spiegelman's breasts. Thrity pages, minimum! I want you to do a photo-realistic pencil drawing. A sculpture would also be acceptable. I was wondering if it would be possible for you to write a sestina about Margo Roth Spiegelman's breasts? Your six words are: pink, round, firmness, succulent, supple, and pillowy. Personally, I think at least one of the words should be buhbuhbuhbuh. ↗


— John Green


#breasts #funny #humor #paper #towns

If you don’t find the right set of eyes to see through your bull, you will always be surrounded by friends that will tell you white lies because they like your company and don’t want to ruin the evening. ↗


— Shannon L. Alder


#bluntness #fake-friends #friendship #girlfriends #honest-friends

Just don't take any class where you have to read BEOWULF. ↗


— Woody Allen


#humor #school #humor

Everyone hates clowns," Otis said. "Even other clowns hate clowns. ↗


— Rick Riordan


#humor #otis #the-mark-of-athena #humor

She can't afford to commit more troops,' Holly whispered. 'The gate is her priority, and she needs to have as many Berserkers watching her back as possible. We are secondary at this point.' 'That will be her undoing,' Artemis gasped, already suffering under the weight of the flak jacket. 'Artemis Fowl will never be secondary.' 'I thought you were Artemis Fowl the Second?' said Holly. ↗


— Eoin Colfer


#captain-short #eight #eoin-colfer #holly-short #humor

I hit him on the back of the neck. He submerged. Help. I've drowned the Beast Lord. ↗


— Ilona Andrews


#drowning #humor #ilona-andrews #kate #magic-strikes






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