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Three may keep a secret if two of them are dead.


Ashwin Sanghi


#chanakya-s-chant #humorous-quotations #humor

I will tell you something that you don’t want to hear: Autumn is ugly! Look at the dying leaves! There is no beauty in dying! Death is always ugly! The beauty of autumn is just an illusion, my friend! Wake up and see the real truth! See the crying leaves!


Mehmet Murat ildan


#beauty

To be amused at what you read - that is the great spring of quotation.


Charles Edward Montague


#great #quotation #read #spring #you

A bug lies in quiet repose; when he passed no one knows. Did he suffer, was he pained? Before he died, was knowledge gained? Were all life’s pressures much too great.To put upon so small a weight? Although not one for pessimism, I think he died of journalism!


Nikhil Sharda


#journalism #life

Don't eat earwax avoid roasted cabbage and look on the bright side of life -Angela


Christopher Paolini


#humor

'Oh- hey, there," he said. He was shorter than me, pudgy with salt-and-pepper hair that always seemed to be in need of a good conditioning. And he always wore sweatpants and T-shirts that had seen more abuse than narcotics. But he was a good landlord. When my heater stopped working in mid-December, it took him only two weeks to get it fixed. Of course, it took me knocking on his door in need of a warm place to sleep to get it that way, but one night on his sofa, where I'd suddenly developed night terrors and epilepsy, and that puppy was running like a Mercedes the next day. It was awesome.


Darynda Jones


#humor

...there occurred to me the simple epitaph which, when I am no more, I intend to have inscribed on my tombstone. It was this: "He was a man who acted from the best motives. There is one born every minute.


P.G. Wodehouse


#insightful #humor

and (b) Kissing someone so that you can get a free trip is perilously close to full-on hooking


John Green


#humor

Then I yelled through his door, "It's an anniversary gift for you, asshole. Two whole weeks early. FIFTEEN YEARS IS BIG METAL CHICKENS.


Jenny Lawson


#humor

If you want to be a good saddler, saddle the worst horse; for if you can tame one, you can tame all.


Socrates


#saddler #socrates #tame #horses






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