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It was the worst moment of my life. The producer came up and talked me back into going on stage. ↗

— Paul Lynde

#came #going #into #life #me

Learning lines is on my mind until I do know them. I'll read the paper or paint the house to keep from starting to memorize. I've never found an easy way. ↗

— Paul Lynde

#easy way #found #house #i #i do

Mothers don't want to pinch me or put me in their purse. ↗

— Paul Lynde

#mothers #pinch #purse #put #their

My father was adamant in his disapproval of my interest in show business. ↗

— Paul Lynde

#business #disapproval #father #his #interest

My kitchen is not a place to live in. I made it white so I can tell instantly if it's not clean-and I like it clean enough to be able to eat off the floors-or the tables, for that matter. ↗

— Paul Lynde

#clean #eat #enough #i #i can

My table seats eight, so that's my maximum. Having a small number of guests is the only way to generate good conversation. Besides, your whole house doesn't get wrecked that way. ↗

— Paul Lynde

#conversation #eight #generate #get #good

Politicians... talk in generalities and lies, and I think they've caused all our grief. They're so awful, they're really funny. I hate thinking this because my dad loved politics. ↗

— Paul Lynde

#because #caused #dad #funny #generalities

Someday I'm going to go onstage in a dress if I want to. ↗

— Paul Lynde

#go #going #i #onstage #someday

The dining room in my old house was truly magnificent, but by far the worst room for conversation. I'd get up from the table, a very long table, and somebody would always say, Paul, I never got to talk to you. ↗

— Paul Lynde

#conversation #dining #dining room #far #get

All I do is party. ↗

— Shelby Lynne

#i do #party