#r

We can't all do everything. ↗

— Virgil

Violence is for mugs. War is for mugs. ↗

— Mark Roberts

#violence #war

Men's vows are women's traitors! ↗

— William Shakespeare

#traitors #vows #women

At my core, I'm a Midwesterner. ↗

— Paul Rudd

#i

I was born in Bournemouth, England, in 1943. ↗

— J. Philippe Rushton

#england #i #i was born

I'm not a first-place person. ↗

— Amy Sedaris

#person

Time discovers truth. ↗

— Lucius Annaeus Seneca

#time #truth

Observation is an old man's memory. ↗

— Jonathan Swift

#memory #observation #old

I have no detectable hair style. ↗

— David Spade

#i #style

I'm a loyal Democrat. ↗

— Arlen Specter

#i #loyal