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Lesbians are likely to be drawn to stand-up, if only because it's cheaper to produce and therefore more accessible for women. But the very form of stand-up is masculine.


Kate Clinton


#because #cheaper #drawn #form #lesbians

I definitely want people to laugh because I don't think there's a better feeling - I think it's just so fabulous to laugh. I don't mind if people think, either. I think the brain is a very sexy organ.


Kate Clinton


#better #brain #definitely #either #fabulous

Though I often disagree with Republicans, I never learned to hate them the way the far right that now controls their party seems to hate President Obama and the Democrats.


William J. Clinton


#democrats #disagree #far #far right #hate

I believe I'm a better authority than anybody else in America on my own wife. I have never known a person with a stronger sense of right and wrong in my life ever.


William J. Clinton


#anybody #authority #believe #better #else

President Obama has offered a plan with 4 trillion dollars in debt reduction over a decade, with two and a half dollars of spending reductions for every one dollar of revenue increases, and tight controls on future spending. It's the kind of balanced approach proposed by the bipartisan Simpson-Bowles commission.


William J. Clinton


#balanced #bipartisan #commission #controls #debt

Character is a journey, not a destination.


William J. Clinton


#destination #journey

What matters to me is that one identifies one's genuine obsessions, one's genuine commitments, one's genuine appetites, one pursues them seriously and far.


Leon Wieseltier


#commitments #far #genuine #identifies #matters

But I'm kind of comfortable with getting older because it's better than the other option, which is being dead. So I'll take getting older.


George Clooney


#being #better #comfortable #dead #getting

I don't care. Charlton Heston is the head of the National Rifle Association. He deserves whatever anyone says about him.


George Clooney


#anyone #association #care #charlton #deserves

It's incredibly unfair. You don't see a lot of 60-year-old women with 20-year-old men onscreen.


George Clooney


#incredibly #lot #men #old men #old women






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