#random

Terrorists destroy randomly. ↗

— Bill Ayers

#randomly #terrorists

With random urinalysis, there's a clear choice - either get high or go to jail. ↗

— Brian Baird

#clear #either #get #go #high

A brick could be used to bestow gratitude upon your favorite (or least favorite) politician. Let them know your approval level by giving them the gift that says both Thank You—and Fuck You.
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— Jarod Kintz

#brick-and-blanket-iq-test #brick-and-blanket-responses #brick-and-blanket-test #brick-and-blanket-uses #funny

If loving someone is putting them in a straitjacket and kicking them down a flight of stairs, then yes, I have loved a few people. ↗

— Jarod Kintz

#crazy #funny #funny-and-random #humor #love

Knocking the shrieking goblins aside like skittles ↗

— J.K. Rowling

#death

Natural selection is anything but random. ↗

— Richard Dawkins

#natural #natural selection #random #selection

Carry out a random act of kindness, with no expectation of reward, safe in the knowledge that one day someone might do the same for you. ↗

— Princess Diana

#carry #day #expectation #kindness #knowledge

The Syrian regime is helping the insurgency in Iraq and allowing all kinds of militants to come in and out, and go to Iraq to attack random soldiers and innocent people. ↗

— Walid Jumblatt

#attack #come #go #helping #innocent

But I don't want massive layoffs of anyone - public or private. We are planning on shrinking government through attrition and reform, not through random pink slips. ↗

— Scott Walker

#attrition #government #i #layoffs #massive

Things work well when a group of people know each other, and things break down when it's a bunch of random people interacting. ↗

— Jimmy Wales

#bunch #down #each #group #interacting