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Don't answer the door in a wedding dress and veil, he might not think you're joking. ↗


— Amy Sedaris


#jokes #relationships #romance #dating

A man fishes for two reasons: he’s either sport fishing or fishing to eat, which means he’s either going to try to catch the biggest fish he can, take a picture of it, admire it with his buddies and toss it back to sea, or he’s going to take that fish on home, scale it, fillet it, toss it in some cornmeal, fry it up, and put it on his plate. This, I think, is a great analogy for how men seek out women. ↗


— Steve Harvey


#men #relationship #sex #women #dating

They (penguins) then fall madly in love and live happily ever after. - And so you ask yourself: "If a penguin can have a worthwhile, stimulating relationship, why the hell can't I?" - Or maybe you ask yourself: "Would I be happier if I started dating a penguin ↗


— Bradley Trevor Greive


#relationships #dating

Ask yourself, does this person make me feel good about myself? Do I feel safe, strong and free with this person? Those are the questions you need to ask....You have to be strong to truly be open. ↗


— April Sinclair


#dating-advice #feelings #relationships #dating

A good place to meet a man is at the dry cleaner. These men usually have jobs and bathe. ↗


— Rita Rudner


#meeting-men #relationships #dating

Don't get mad about the infestation of fleas if you keep shopping at the dog pound. ↗


— Valerie J. Lewis Coleman


#dating #humor #inspirational #marriage #men

If you only attract Mr. Wrong or Ms. Crazy, evaluate the common thread in this diversity of people: YOU! ↗


— Valerie J. Lewis Coleman


#dating-advice #humor #inspirational #men #relationships

Relationships are not additive, but multiplicative because you connect with his/her childhood experiences, past relationships, thoughts on money and more. ↗


— Valerie J. Lewis Coleman


#dating #humor #inspirational #marriage #relationships-advice

It's always hard to remember love - years pass and you say to yourself, Was I really in love, or was I just kidding myself? Was I really in love, or was I just pretending he was the man of my dreams? Was I really in love, or was I just desperate? ↗


— Nora Ephron


#illusion #love #relationships #true-love #wisdom

He knew me in all the ways that truly mattered: the shape of my fears, the contours of my dreams. ↗


— Justina Chen


#relationships #beauty






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