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#salesman

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Love will find you eventually, I guarantee it. That’s why you need to buy an invisible cloak from me for the one-time low price of $77,777.77. Offer valid for emotional invalids only. 



Jarod Kintz


#emotions #guarantee #invalid #invisibility #invisible-cloak

There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman?


Woody Allen


#evening #ever #insurance #life #salesman

When you're dealing with machines or anything that you build, it either works or it doesn't, no matter how good of a salesman you are.


Marc Andreessen


#build #dealing #either #good #how

I thought at the time that I wanted to go into institutional sales, selling stocks and bonds to institutions. In those days, which was the 1960s, the institutional salesman was making about $100,000 a year. I thought that was just an enormous amount of money.


Henry Kravis


#amount #bonds #days #enormous #go

As a salesman, it’s not enough to be able to sell a toilet to a man who’s got to pee. You’ve got to make him pay you for the privilege of pissing his pants. Don’t sell him a toilet. Don’t sell him pants. Sell him a privilege.


Jarod Kintz


#privilege #salesman #sell #funny

Times change. The farmer's daughter now tells jokes about the traveling salesman.


Carey Williams


#change #daughter #farmer #jokes #now

Growth is kinda built into everyone's genes. It's built into management's genes, the salesman's genes, the investors' desires. People expect companies to grow.


Andy Grove


#companies #desires #everyone #expect #genes

I have a definite talent for convincing people to try something new. I am a good salesman. When I'm on form, I can sell anything.


Brian Eno


#anything #convincing #definite #form #good

I think basically an actor is a salesman.


Paul Lynde


#basically #i #i think #salesman #think

Salesmanship is limitless. Our very living is selling. We are all salespeople.


James Cash Penney


#living #our #salesmanship #salespeople #selling






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