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The doctor seemed especially troubled by the fact of the robbery having been unexpected, and attempted in the night-time; as if it were the established custom of gentlemen in the housebreaking way to transact business at noon, and to make an appointment, by the twopenny post, a day or two previous. ↗


— Charles Dickens


#sarcasm #business

And what are your interests and hobbies, Nicholas?" Annabel asked faintly, sounding like a cross between a television interviewer and a hostage. Nick considered this for a minute, and then said "I like swords." Annabel leaned over her plate and asked, her voice changing "You fence?" "Not exactly," Nick drawled. "I'm more freestyle. ↗


— Sarah Rees Brennan


#sarcasm #change

Don't be ridiculous. Brussels sprouts are awful. Jail is just jail. ↗


— Mora Early


#jail #jokes #sarcasm #food

Oh, for the love of God. There is no agent more agent than you. I swear you have pin-striped ties encrypted into your DNA. When you die, the coffin is going to read Property of the FBI. ↗


— Lisa Gardner


#humor #sarcasm #love

In 1803, President Jefferson oversaw the purchase of this land from the French for $15 million. It doesn't sound like much for an area three times the size of France itself but given that they'd stolen it from the Native Americans in the first place, I suppose they couldn't grumble. Once some debts had been wiped and estate agents had taken their commission, Napoleon's France ended up pocketing a little more than $8 million. Which is about how much it cost Pepsi Cola to secure the services of Britney Spears. Times have changed. ↗


— Dave Gorman


#humor #sarcasm #change

I didn’t intend it to come out sarcastically, but I guess that’s just where my tone of voice automatically goes these days. ↗


— M.A. George


#sarcasm #sarcastic-humor #humor

I'd tell you nice try, but... it wasn't. ↗


— Cynder


#sarcasm #sarcastic-humor #humor

...Though drowned was just as dead as any other way of dying. ↗


— Mercedes Lackey


#sadistic #sarcasm #humor

Sono così intelligente che a volte non capisco una sola parola di quel che sto dicendo. ↗


— Oscar Wilde


#intelligence #sarcasm-humor #intelligence

I know a lie when I hear one. ↗


— Adrian Mitchell


#lie #life #quote #sarcasm #satire






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