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#sleeping

Read through the most famous quotes by topic #sleeping




Sleeping on it didn't make accepting it any easier. It seemed like a really bad dream.


Abbi Glines


#heartache #reality #sleeping #dreams

Through the night we drove in a tangle of waking and sleeping, nightmares from hell and holy white dreams.


Glenda Millard


#drove #hell #holy #night #nightmares

I had a dream about you last night.. you were trying to give coordinates to an apple


Nicole McKay


#dreams #funny #humor #life #relationships

I had a dream about you last night.. You were in the amazon rain forest yipping like a dog.


Amy Summers


#dreams #funny #humor #life #relationships

I had a dream about you last night... I was a brick and you were a blanket. Damn that improbability drive.


Nicole McKay


#dreams #funny #humor #life #relationships

I had a dream about you. You spoke to me. That’s how I knew it was only a fantasy. My mumbled response was too logical for me to be asleep.


Bauvard


#dreams #funny #humor #life #relationships

I had a dream about you last night. Eons ago, we created a Universe, then sat back and watched miniature versions of ourselves try to make all the same mistakes we did.


Michael Summers


#dreams #funny #humor #life #relationships

I had a dream about you last night... Unfortunately, it wasn't a dream.


Amy Summers


#dreams #funny #humor #life #relationships

I had a dream about you. We went for a ride—you on all fours, and me on your back, and you didn’t like it when I kept calling you “donkey face.” I was shocked, and I said, “You should be flattered that I think you look like Miley Cyrus.”



Jarod Kintz


#dreams #funny #humor #life #relationships

I had a dream about you. You looked like you, but you also looked like a mannequin. And I looked like me, but I also looked like a mannequin. Between the two of us, we were too fake even for Hollywood. And as such, we were forced to reside in Washington DC.



Dark Jar Tin Zoo


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