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And some poets are far better read off the page because they're very bad speakers. I'm thinking of one in particular whom I won't name, a good poet, and he reads in such a dry, boring way, your eyes start drooping. ↗


— Norman MacCaig


#because #better #boring #drooping #dry

However, I learned something. I thought that if the young person, the student, has poetry in him or her, to offer them help is like offering a propeller to a bird. ↗


— Norman MacCaig


#help #her #him #however #i

The best way to get husbands to do something is to suggest that perhaps they are too old to do it. ↗


— Shirley MacLaine


#best way #get #husbands #old #perhaps

It's like breathing in and out to me. It's like having a conversation with someone who isn't there. Because it has to be addressed to somebody - not a particular person, or very rarely. ↗


— Norman MacCaig


#because #breathing #conversation #having #like

Comedy is surprises, so if you're intending to make somebody laugh and they don't laugh, that's funny. ↗


— Norm MacDonald


#funny #intending #laugh #make #somebody

When I hear a guy lost a battle to cancer, that really did bother me, that that's a term. It implies that he failed and that somebody else that defeated cancer is heroic and courageous. ↗


— Norm MacDonald


#bother #cancer #courageous #defeated #did

There comes a moment on a journey when something sweet, something irresistible and charming as wine raised to thirsty lips, wells up in the traveller's being. ↗


— Patrick MacGill


#charming #comes #irresistible #journey #lips

Some of those more out-there jokes were written in the wee hours of the morning. Somehow, they remained funny the next day. ↗


— Seth MacFarlane


#funny #hours #jokes #more #morning

The soldiers' last meal is generally served out about five o'clock in the afternoon, sometimes earlier; and a stretch of fourteen hours intervenes between then and breakfast. ↗


— Patrick MacGill


#afternoon #between #breakfast #clock #earlier

I think we plan everything, somehow, on another level. ↗


— Shirley MacLaine


#everything #i #i think #level #plan






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