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Sleep - the most beautiful experience in life - except drink. ↗

— W. C. Fields

#drink #except #experience #life #most

Don't worry about your heart, it will last you as long as you live. ↗

— W. C. Fields

#heart #last #live #long #will

I love horns, and the bigger the band, the better it sounds to my ear. ↗

— Levon Helm

#better #bigger #ear #horns #i

There comes a time in the affairs of man when he must take the bull by the tail and face the situation. ↗

— W. C. Fields

#bull #comes #face #man #must

Remember, a dead fish can float downstream, but it takes a live one to swim upstream. ↗

— W. C. Fields

#downstream #fish #float #live #remember

Women are like elephants. I like to look at 'em, but I wouldn't want to own one. ↗

— W. C. Fields

#i #like #look #own #want

The clever cat eats cheese and breathes down rat holes with baited breath. ↗

— W. C. Fields

#breathes #cat #cheese #clever #down

I am an expert of electricity. My father occupied the chair of applied electricity at the state prison. ↗

— W. C. Fields

#applied #chair #electricity #expert #father

Anyone who hates children and animals can't be all bad. ↗

— W. C. Fields

#bad #children #hates #who

Marry an outdoors woman. Then if you throw her out into the yard on a cold night, she can still survive. ↗

— W. C. Fields

#her #into #marry #night #out