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Whatever is funny is subversive, every joke is ultimately a custard pie... a dirty joke is a sort of mental rebellion. ↗

— George Orwell

#custard pie #dirty #every #funny #joke

I take what I see work. I'm a strict believer in the scientific principle of believing nothing, only taking the best evidence available at the present time, interpreting it as best you can, and leaving your mind open to the fact that new evidence will appear tomorrow. ↗

— Adam Osborne

#available #believer #believing #best #evidence

This is the ultimate con game - I'm having fun and people pay me to do it. ↗

— Adam Osborne

#fun #game #having #having fun #i

They spend their time looking forward to the past. ↗

— John Osborne

#looking #looking forward #past #spend #their

If you're climbing the ladder of life, you go rung by rung, one step at a time. Don't look too far up, set your goals high but take one step at a time. Sometimes you don't think you're progressing until you step back and see how high you've really gone. ↗

— Donny Osmond

#climbing #far #go #goals #gone

You have to believe in yourself, otherwise you can't do it. If you don't believe in yourself, how do expect anyone else to? Because ultimately, you're the one who has to do it. ↗

— Donny Osmond

#because #believe #believe in yourself #else #expect

Medicine sometimes snatches away health, sometimes gives it. ↗

— Ovid

#away #gives #health #medicine #snatches

I think I realized it was an art form at the beginning, but it took me a really long time before I was able to view what I was performing myself as an art form. ↗

— Patton Oswalt

#art #art form #before #beginning #form

I think right now is the best time for stand-up, ever. I sincerely do. ↗

— Patton Oswalt

#best time #ever #i #i think #now

I've hung out in the writer's room a few times, but the fact is we've got such a good writing staff, I don't want to get my peanut butter fingerprints on anything. ↗

— Patton Oswalt

#butter #fact #few #fingerprints #get