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The only grown-up other than Jacob who ever came into his schoolroom was Eli Willard. School was in session one day when the Connecticut itinerant reappeared after long absence, bringing Jacob's glass and other merchandise. Jacob seized him and presented him to the class. 'Boys and girls, this specimen here is a Peddler. You don't see them very often. They migrate, like the geese flying over. This one comes maybe once a year, like Christmas. But he ain't dependable, like Christmas. He's dependable like rainfall. A Peddler is a feller who has got things you ain't got, and he'll give 'em to ye, and then after you're glad you got 'em he'll tell ye how much cash money you owe him fer 'em. If you ain't got cash money, he'll give credit, and collect the next time he comes 'round, and meantime you work hard to git the money someway so's ye kin pay him off. Look at his eyes. Notice how they are kinder shiftly-like. Now, class, the first question is: why is this feller's eyes shiftly-like?


Donald Harington


#consumerism #credit #practical-education #satire #architecture

After a few months in my parents' basement, I took an apartment near the state university, where I discovered both crystal methamphetamine and conceptual art. Either one of these things are dangerous, but in combination they have the potential to destroy entire civilizations.


David Sedaris


#apartment #art #basement #both #civilizations

Is my paranoia getting completely out of hand, or are you mongoloids really talking about me?


John Kennedy Toole


#ass #attitude #contempt #curmudgeon #hilarious

What is it about wearing a tuxedo or that little black dress, that makes us feel confident, beautiful, splendid, even invincible? We put on formal wear and suddenly we become extraordinary. On the days when you feel low and invisible, why not try this on for size: imagine you are wearing a fantastic tailored tuxedo or a stunning formal gown. And then proceed with your day.


Vera Nazarian


#attire #clothing #confidence #formal #formal-gown

No, I regret nothing, all I regret is having been born, dying is such a long tiresome business I always found.


Samuel Beckett


#been #born #business #dying #found

When the star dies, Its eye closes; tired of watching, It flies back to its first bright dream.


Dejan Stojanovic


#circling #death #dejan-stojanovic #dreams #eye

I'm not scared of death, I just don't want to seek it out.


Thomas James Higgins


#humor #irony #satire #death

Nobody could catch cold by the sea; nobody wanted appetite by the sea; nobody wanted spirits; nobody wanted strength. Sea air was healing, softening, relaxing -- fortifying and bracing -- seemingly just as was wanted -- sometimes one, sometimes the other. If the sea breeze failed, the seabath was the certain corrective; and where bathing disagreed, the sea air alone was evidently designed by nature for the cure.


Jane Austen


#literature #satire #design

The universe seems to be a lot like a car or a computer, in that it's designed to be user-friendly, which doesn't necessarily require the user to have a clue what's going on under the hood.


Michel Templet


#satire #science #design

I’ve dreamed a lot. I’m tired now from dreaming but not tired of dreaming. No one tires of dreaming, because to dream is to forget, and forgetting does not weigh on us, it is a dreamless sleep throughout which we remain awake. In dreams I have achieved everything.


Fernando Pessoa


#dreaming #dreamless #dreams #forgetting #sleep






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