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I have a very silly sense of humor. I've never laughed harder in my entire life than seeing someone with toilet paper stuck on the bottom of their shoe.


Paula Poundstone


#entire #entire life #harder #humor #i

You do live longer with bran, but you spend the last fifteen years on the toilet.


Alan King


#fifteen #last #live #longer #spend

We were called The Toilets originally - we were flushed with success.


Mike Peters


#flushed #originally #success #toilets #were

The tiny space, the toilet, two hundred strangers just a few inches away, it's so exciting, the lack of room to maneuver, it helps if you're double-jointed. Use your imagination. Some creativity and a few simple stretching exercises and you can be knock, knock, knockin' on heaven's door. You'll be amazed how time flies.


Chuck Palahniuk


#humorous #sex #humor

Men who consistently leave the toilet seat up secretly want women to get up to go the bathroom in the middle of the night and fall in.


Rita Rudner


#consistently #fall #get #go #leave

The flush toilet, more than any single invention, has 'civilized' us in a way that religion and law could never accomplish.


Thomas Lynch


#civilized #toilet #life

I'm shy. I can go on a trip for days and not go because I won't sit on a toilet seat on a plane. I'm certainly not going to go on somebody's lawn. Could you imagine, in a cocktail dress?


Farrah Fawcett


#certainly #cocktail #could #days #dress

I think the bottom line for me and for Newsweek is that there were a lot of - we did retract this specific matter about the Koran and the toilet for the reasons that you just cited.


Michael Isikoff


#bottom #bottom line #cited #did #i

I want to write a poem about "Truth," "Honor," "Dignity," and whether the toilet paper should roll over or under when you pull on it.


Jarod Kintz


#honor #life #poem #toilet-paper #truth

Staying with detractors is like sleeping in a room located just behind the public toilet. You will never feel comfortable until you relocate.


Israelmore Ayivor


#change-your-life #comfortable #detractors #dislike #enemies






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