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#toilet

Read through the most famous quotes by topic #toilet




The main part of the house is a deep red and I have butterscotch carpet. And I have a bathroom with leopard skin floor, wallpaper and toilet.


Macy Gray


#carpet #deep #floor #house #i

When someone follows you all the way to the shop and watches you buy toilet roll, you know your life has changed.


Jennifer Aniston


#changed #follows #know #life #roll

And I have this little litany of things they can do. And the first one, of course, is to write - every day, no excuses. It's so easy to make excuses. Even professional writers have days when they'd rather clean the toilet than do the writing.


Octavia Butler


#course #day #days #easy #even

From the stage I've seen people of all ages absolutely roaring at really good toilet humour.


Adrian Edmondson


#ages #good #humour #i #people

There is a lot of rubbish written about toilet humour - people saying it is childish and pretending it is beneath them - but there is no doubting the effectiveness of a really good willy gag.


Adrian Edmondson


#beneath #childish #doubting #effectiveness #gag

Growing up, I had a front row seat to seeing two people work really hard. My dad scrubbed toilets at a private Catholic school for a while, and that was to help me get through school.


Mia Love


#catholic school #dad #front #get #growing

Today, the degradation of the inner life is symbolized by the fact that the only place sacred from interruption is the private toilet.


Lewis Mumford


#fact #inner #inner life #interruption #life

I'd find it demeaning to be cleaning toilets.


Jack Kevorkian


#demeaning #find #i #toilets

We were called The Toilets originally - we were flushed with success.


Mike Peters


#flushed #originally #success #toilets #were

Spending one’s last moments prostrated before the toilet is the supreme act of repentance. It allows one to relieve a heavy inner burden.


Bauvard


#confession #funny #humor #prostration #toilet






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