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#toilet

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When somebody follows you 20 blocks to the pharmacy, where they watch you buy toilet paper, you know your life has changed.


Jennifer Aniston


#buy #changed #follows #know #life

Yup, the toilet is my best friend before a show.


Eric Carr


#best #best friend #friend #show #toilet

You know an odd feeling? Sitting on the toilet eating a chocolate candy bar.


George Carlin


#candy #chocolate #eating #feeling #know

It's been said that adults spend the first two years of their children's lives trying to make them walk and talk, and the next sixteen years trying to get them to sit down and shut up. It's the same way with potty training: Most adults spend the first few years of a child's life cheerfully discussing pee and poopies, and how important it is to learn to put your pee-pee and poo-poo in the potty like big people do. But once children have mastered the art of toilet training, they are immeadiately forbidden to ever talk about poop, pee, toilets and other bathroom-related subjects again. Such things are now considered rude and vulgar, and are no longer rewarded with praise and cookies and juice boxes. One day you're a superstar because you pooped in the toilet like a big boy, and the next day you're sitting in the principal's office because you said the word "poopy" in American History class (which, if you ask me, is the perfect place to say that word).


Dav Pilkey


#potty-humor #toilet-training #art

Love is like a forest, I think as I kill trees by squandering toilet paper while “decorating” my ex girlfriend’s front yard.



Jarod Kintz


#crazy #decorate #decorating #forest #girlfriend

Can you imagine a guy breaking into your car, and he steals your guitar case 'cause he thinks it's a guitar, and he gets it home and opens it up and there's a rake inside it, an electric toilet plunger and a dog skull? That actually happened.


Eugene Chadbourne


#breaking #car #case #cause #dog

I've always loved 3D. In fact, as a kid, I was exposed to 3D at an early age because my grandfather was a specialist of 3D in cinematheques. And then my cousin put it in 'Science of Sleep' with toilet paper tube cities. But he was a specialist and I always wanted to do something in 3D.


Michel Gondry


#always #because #cities #cousin #early

The main part of the house is a deep red and I have butterscotch carpet. And I have a bathroom with leopard skin floor, wallpaper and toilet.


Macy Gray


#carpet #deep #floor #house #i

You can flush my ashes down the toilet, for all I care.


Carolyn Heilbrun


#care #down #flush #i #i care

Well, I've thought many times when my career was in the toilet, that I was going to have to seriously consider getting another job, I don't know what I'd do.


Aaron Eckhart


#career #consider #getting #going #i






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