#tris

There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face. ↗

— Bern Williams

#face #licking #like #psychiatrist #puppy

Psychiatrists always say, Oh, we're very professional. I use exercise as my medication. ↗

— Trisha Goddard

#exercise #i #medication #oh #professional

Any man who goes to a psychiatrist ought to have his head examined. ↗

— Samuel Goldwyn

#examined #goes #head #his #man

I consider my voice to be a centrist moderate voice among the nine Democratic candidates. ↗

— Bob Graham

#candidates #centrist #consider #democratic #i

I don't know of a Democrat - whether they're a conservative, a centrist or a liberal Democrat - that doesn't think that it's important to have quality jobs that pay decent wages so that families can support themselves, so that they can have the dignity of being able to afford health care, put money aside for pension, buy a home. ↗

— Tom Vilsack

#afford #aside #being #buy #care

Half a psychiatrist's patients see him because they are married - the other half because they're not. ↗

— Arnold H. Glasow

#half #him #married #other #patients

Can you be a girl for a few seconds?" "I'm always a girl" I frown. "You know what I mean. Like a silly, annoying girl" I twirl my hair around my finger. "Kay. ↗

— Veronica Roth

#divergent #funny #humor #tris #veronica-roth

My psychiatrist told me I was crazy and I said I want a second opinion. He said okay, you're ugly too. ↗

— Rodney Dangerfield

#i #me #okay #opinion #psychiatrist

I told my wife the truth. I told her I was seeing a psychiatrist. Then she told me the truth: that she was seeing a psychiatrist, two plumbers, and a bartender. ↗

— Rodney Dangerfield

#her #i #me #psychiatrist #seeing

I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous - everyone hasn't met me yet. ↗

— Rodney Dangerfield

#everyone #hasn #hates #i #me