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What do you think Jesus would twitter, 'Let he who is without sin cast the first stone' or 'Has anyone seen Judas? He was here a minute ago.'


Chris Cornell


#anyone #cast #first #here #jesus

Kids need to remember that when you put something on Twitter, it's not like whispering to your friend, you've put it on a billboard that the whole world, including your own kids someday, can see.


Bill Cosby


#friend #including #kids #like #need

Twitter is so short, it's safe. I don't want my bosses to be like, 'Hey, your script is due and we saw you wrote four blog pages.'


Mindy Kaling


#bosses #due #four #hey #i

Twitter is the most amazing medium for a comedy writer. I can't get in every idea I want on the show no matter how hard I try to bully the other writers, so it's a way of me getting out other comic ideas and immediately getting feedback.


Mindy Kaling


#bully #comedy #comic #every #feedback

Despite the best efforts of critics and the hopes of authors, our tastes in books are probably as inherent & unbudgeable as those in food.


Alain de Botton


#food

live your eyeliner, breathe your lipstick, and kill for each other -Lady Gaga via twitter


Lady Gaga


#twitter

…does not need Facebook, Twitter and Stumble Upon. She is a whole social media network all by herself.


Pandora Poikilos


#social-commentary #twitter

المحاكمات المضحكة والتصريحات المبكية التى أصابتنى بالاكتئاب وجعلتنى أترمى على صدر «فرخة» وأعيط


جلال عامر


#ضحك-كالبكا #twitter

Break my heart for what breaks yours. Everything I am for you kingdom's cause, as I walk from nothing to eternity.


Kiera Cass


#the-elite #twitter #young-adult #twitter

If I had one wish, it would be for self-drying pants. Wait -- no! Unlimited wishes! How do I return these stupid pants?!


Stephen Colbert


#pants #twitter #wishes #twitter






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