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People look at me, they know I've appeared in costume dramas and they automatically assume I must be a Tory, I must be a certain type of person.


Dan Stevens


#assume #automatically #certain #costume #dramas

She took a deep breath, looking up at the ceiling for a long moment. A raindrop moved slowly down her neck; he watched as it turned down the slope of her breast to disappear inside the collar of her shirt. He was seriously contemplating becoming jealous of a droplet of water. Yorkshire was obviously damaging to his sanity.


Sarah MacLean


#humor

Bishop was all done with the witty converstaion. "Will you swear?" And Myrnin said, shockingly, "I will." And he proceeded to, a string of swearwords that made Claire blink. He ended with, "--frothy fool-born apple-john! Cheater of vandals and defiler of dead dogs!" and did another twirl and bow. He looked up with a red, red grin that was more like a leer. "Is that what you meant, my lord?


Rachel Caine


#claire-danvers #humor #myrnin #witty

Love like you owe nothing, and pay in full.


Jarod Kintz


#humor #love #age

I love Prada. Not so much the clothes, which are for malnourished thirteen-year-olds, but I covet, with covety covetousness, the shoes and handbags. Like, I LOVE them. If I was given a choice between world peace and a Prada handbag, I'd dither. (I'm not proud of this, I'm only saying.)


Marian Keyes


#humour #women #love

You want me to be your spy in a game of restaurant espionage? Will I need a code name?" "It's nothing morally reprehensible or anything, " Wes hastened to assure her. "Just curiosity." "I think your code name should be Tiberius," she said decisively. "I'll be Uhura." "Tiberius? As in James Tiberius Kirk?" Wes blinked, then grinned. "Oh my God, this is your version of flirting. How do you say 'I fancy you' in Klingon?


Louisa Edwards


#humourous-situations #humor

For the first time I could remember, I felt weak, woozy and stupid— like a human-being. Like a very small and helpless human-being.


Jeff Lindsay


#human #small #weak #dreams

We made love like a half a minute. I brought the thirty seconds, and she provided the excuse as to why she didn’t have enough time to have sex with me.



Dark Jar Tin Zoo


#funny #humor #love #relationships #sex

По гръбнака й преминаха парливи тръпки. (...) Винаги нещо й подсказваше да се пази от тази чувственост. Ала какво трябваше да пази сега? Една унизена гордост, едно оскърбено честолюбие, една стъпкана любов.


Димитър Димов


#love #pain #борис #гордост #димитър

I Didn't Ask to Be a Senior Citizen (I Was Drafted)


Doug Jensen


#humor #old-age #senior-citizen #age






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