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Fredrick gazed into the deep blue eyes of Jackson for a few seconds before answering. “I’d like the best room in the hotel.”
 “We have hundreds of rooms here, and all of them are the best.”
 “How can they all be number one? Only one can be number one.”
 “Ah, this is true. And this is false. What’s the best to you may be worst to someone else. Since every room here is completely different, each room is number one to someone, even if that same room is number two to someone else.”



Jarod Kintz


#competition #customer-service #funny #guest-service #hospitality

On your birthday you should throw me a party. This is my advice for everybody, especially my clones.


Jarod Kintz


#birthday #clone #funny #humor #funny

Gideon Lightwood said he was at the Institute in Madrid. What on earth was he doing there?' 'Faffing about, most likely', said Will.


Cassandra Clare


#clockwork-prince #tessa-grey #the-infernal-devices #will-herondale #will-herondale

Most bullies are the product of a stressful and often abusive home life. Next time a bully threatens or attacks you, just yell, 'Don't abuse me like your parents abuse you!' Then call children's services and tell them you saw this bully crying in the bathroom and you're worried about him. Bam! He just got moved to a foster home.


Eugene Mirman


#advice #bullies #humor #school #humor

No enthusiasm will ever stand the strain that Jesus Christ will put upon His worker, only one thing will, and that is a personal relationship to Himself which has gone through the mill of His spring-cleaning until there is only one purpose left--I am here for God to send me where He will.


Oswald Chambers


#service #surrender #jesus-christ

From my writer's workshop, "Know when it's time to put everything you've got on the page. Then, rip open a vein and do it!


Heather Burch


#writing-advice

Never ask an elf for help; they might decide your better off dead, eh?" (Orik) (Eldest) (Page 207)


Christopher Paolini


#humor #ironic #random #humor

There are two moments worthwhile in writing, the one when you start and the other when you throw it in the waste-paper basket.


Samuel Beckett


#writing-advice #writing-philosophy #writing-advice

a good writer should draw the reader in by starting in the middle of the story with a hook, then go back and fill in what happened before the hook. Once you have the reader hooked, you can write whatever you want as you slowly reel them in.


Roland Smith


#writing #writing-advice






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