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Hollywood brides keep the bouquets and throw away the grooms.


Groucho Marx


#weddings #divorce

Good morning, good morning, good morning," Loki chirped, wheeling in a table covered with silver domes. "What are you doing?" I asked, squinting at him. He'd pulled up the shades. I was tired a hell, and I was not happy. "I thought you two lovebirds would like breakfast," Loki said. "So I had the chef whip you up something fantastic." As he set up the table in the sitting area, he looked over at us. "Although you two are sleeping awfully far apart for newly weds." "Oh my god." I groaned and pulled the covers over my head. "You know, I think you're being a dick," Tove told him as he got out of bed. "But I'm starving. So I'm willing to overlook it. This time." "A dick?" Loki pretended to be offended. "I'm merely worried about your health. If your bodies aren't used to strenous activities, like a long night of love making, you could waste away if you don't get plenty of protein and rehydrate. I'm concerned for you." "Yes we both believe that's why you're here," Tove said sarcastically and took a glass of orange juice that Loki had just poured for him. "What about you princess?" Loki's gaze cut to me as he filled another glass. "I'm not hungry."I sighed and sat up. "Oh really?" Loki arched an eyebrow. "Does that mean that last night-" "It means last night is none of your business," I snapped.


Amanda Hocking


#ascend #day-after #funny #loki #tove

Monica Seles: I'd hate to be next door to her on her wedding night.


Peter Ustinov


#door #hate #her #i #monica

I thought I was attractive when I shot 'My Big Fat Greek Wedding.' Studio executives and movie reviewers let me know I had a confidence in my looks that was not shared by them.


Nia Vardalos


#big #confidence #executives #fat #greek

I think if you're at the point where you're popular enough to sell your wedding photos to OK! Magazine then you don't need the money.


Johnny Vegas


#i #i think #magazine #money #need

I think that weddings have probably been crashed since the beginning of time. Cavemen crashed them. You go to meet girls. It makes sense.


Christopher Walken


#been #beginning #crashed #go #i

A lawyer I once knew told me of a strange case, a suffragette who had never married. After her death, he opened her trunk and discovered 50 wedding gowns.


Marguerite Young


#case #death #discovered #gowns #had

My biggest blast-off hit was 'You Raise Me Up.' If you ever have a wedding or a funeral, it's a good pick.


Josh Groban


#ever #funeral #good #hit #me

I'm taking one thing at a time. With the children and launching my solo career it would drive me to a nervous breakdown if I tried to organise a wedding on top of that.


Natasha Hamilton


#career #children #drive #i #i tried

Music played at weddings always reminds me of the music played for soldiers before they go into battle.


Heinrich Heine


#battle #before #go #into #me






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