#why

Why, I'd horse-whip you if I had a horse. ↗

— Groucho Marx

#horse #i #why #you

I was awfully curious to find out why I didn't go insane. ↗

— Abraham Maslow

#curious #find #go #i #insane

Most small business owners are not particularly sophisticated business people. That's not a criticism; they're passionate about cutting hair or cooking food, and that's why they got in the business, not because they have an MBA. ↗

— Andrew Mason

#because #business #business owners #business people #cooking

If I told people that I knew what I was doing, nobody would believe me, so why even try and fake it? ↗

— Andrew Mason

#doing #even #fake #i #knew

I don't believe that anybody has come to a conclusion on why something is funny. It's funny because it's ridiculous and it's ridiculous for different reasons at different times. ↗

— Jackie Mason

#because #believe #come #conclusion #different

I don't work out but generally I am fit, which is why I don't work out. ↗

— Natalie Massenet

#fit #generally #i #i am #out

My husband came up to Hot Rocks to check up on me, why is still unknown to me because if I was to cheat on him it wouldn't be in a neighborhood bar where he knows I am. ↗

— Kim Mathers

#bar #because #came #cheat #check

My mother could never understand why I didn't write a thriller, which I've finally done. ↗

— Harry Mathews

#done #finally #i #mother #never

I really, really enjoy music and that's why I do what I do. ↗

— Johnny Mathis

#i #i do #music #really #why

Why are people so interested in other people's relationships? It's like stealing. ↗

— Marlee Matlin

#like #other #people #relationships #stealing