#wife

Wealth - any income that is at least one hundred dollars more a year than the income of one's wife's sister's husband. ↗

— H. L. Mencken

#dollars #hundred #husband #income #least

Whenever a husband and wife begin to discuss their marriage they are giving evidence at a coroner's inquest. ↗

— H. L. Mencken

#coroner #discuss #evidence #giving #husband

The wedding ring on my left hand was bought by my grandfather, Samuel Miliband, in Brussels in 1920. I never knew him, as he died when I was one. But his ring was kept by my aunt until it was placed on my finger by my wife Louise 32 years later. ↗

— David Miliband

#bought #brussels #died #finger #grandfather

I hardly said a word to my wife until I said 'yes' to divorce. ↗

— John Milius

#hardly #i #said #until #wife

According to my wife, my use of vocabulary is wide and varied. ↗

— Christopher Monckton

#use #varied #vocabulary #wide #wife

A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband. ↗

— Michel de Montaigne

#between #blind #deaf #good #good marriage

My wife is the host of 'Big Brother.' Her name is Julie Chen, and she'll say, 'Da da da, but first we do this.' So they mashed together her saying 'but first' a couple dozen times. Literally. In different outfits. And when you cut it together like that, it appears very robotlike. They called her the Chenbot. ↗

— Leslie Moonves

#big #big brother #brother #called #couple

We made one film called Thy Neighbor's Wife in which I got flogged at the public whipping post for adultery. I did my best acting in that film, I guess. ↗

— Cleo Moore

#adultery #best #called #did #film

And then Dick called and said, I'm going to do a special called Dick Van Dyke and the other woman, that would be you, because every time I try to check into a hotel with my wife, they look at me as though I'm cheating on Laura. ↗

— Mary Tyler Moore

#called #cheating #check #dick van dyke #dyke

A pretty wife is something for the fastidious vanity of a rougue to retire upon. ↗

— Thomas Moore

#pretty #retire #something #upon #vanity