Thomas R. Dewar

Minds are like parachutes - they only function when open. ↗

— Thomas R. Dewar

#like #minds #only #open #parachutes

The road to success is filled with women pushing their husbands along. ↗

— Thomas R. Dewar

#filled #husbands #pushing #road #success

Judge not a man by his clothes, but by his wife's clothes. ↗

— Thomas R. Dewar

#his #judge #man #wife

No wife can endure a gambling husband; unless he is a steady winner. ↗

— Thomas R. Dewar

#gambling #husband #steady #unless #wife

The only thing that hurts more than paying an income tax is not having to pay an income tax. ↗

— Thomas R. Dewar

#hurts #income #income tax #more #only

There are two kinds of pedestrians... the quick and the dead. ↗

— Thomas R. Dewar

#kinds #pedestrians #quick #two