#witty

Never ask while you are doing it if what you are doing is fun. Don't introduce even your most reliably witty acquaintance as someone who will set the table on a roar. ↗

— Christopher Hitchens

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The trouble with Grace, she thought, is that she is so literal. But that was the trouble with most people, when it came down to it; there were very few who enjoyed flights of fantasy, and to have that sort of mind--one which enjoyed dry with and understood the absurd--left one in a shrinking minority. ↗

— Alexander McCall Smith

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Nothing evokes the prurient like puritanism. ↗

— Christopher Moore

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Plainly, this unwillingness to give ground even on unimportant disagreements is the symptom of some deepseated insecurity, as was my one-time fondness for making teasing remarks (which I amended when I read Anthony Powell's matter-of-fact observation that teasing is an unfailing sign of misery within) and as is my very pronounced impatience. The struggle, therefore, is to try and cultivate the virtuous side of these shortcomings: to be a genial host while only slightly whiffled, for example, or to be witty at the expense of one's own weaknesses instead of those of other people. ↗

— Christopher Hitchens

#teasing #witty

You noticed that I wore this outfit twice? Why, the only thing you wear twice is a sour expression. ↗

— L.M. Montgomery

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One cannot be always laughing at a man without now and then stumbling on something witty. ↗

— Jane Austen

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It is easier to be a lover than a husband for the simple reason that it is more difficult to be witty every day than to say pretty things from time to time. ↗

— Honore de Balzac

#difficult #easier #every #every day #from time to time

A witty saying proves nothing. ↗

— Voltaire

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He had not the makings of that honest man to whom success comes naturally. ↗

— James Jones

#witty #nature

Every habit makes our hand more witty, and out wit more handy. ↗

— Friedrich Nietzsche

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