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#witty

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The chance to be seen as a warm, witty guy is too good an opportunity for a politician to miss.


Robert Orben


#good #guy #miss #opportunity #politician

-Oh yes? Can you identify yourself? -Certainly. I'd know me anywhere.


Terry Pratchett


#funny-and-random #humor #humorous #satire #wit

I mean, I do love clever and witty, but I think that the 'Three Stooges' were geniuses. They'd have to be for their appeal to have lasted this long.


Paula Poundstone


#clever #geniuses #i #i do #i think

Everyone has a sense of humor. If you don't laugh at jokes, you probably laugh at opinions.


Criss Jami


#being-yourself #clever #differences #everyone #funny

I get the impression the English kings were witty, for some reason. I feel like all you had was your wit.


Colin Quinn


#feel #get #had #i #i feel

Never try to be witty with U.S. airport officials. It's always lost on them and you'll find yourself being put back on the plane.


Johnny Vegas


#always #back #being #find #lost

I'm hopefully touring with Colin Baker next year in Perfect Strangers. I have performed with Sylvia Simms in poetry and music evenings. I would love to do those for the rest of my career - they are so fun and witty.


Louise Jameson


#career #colin #evenings #fun #hopefully

The witty woman is a tragic figure in American life. Wit destroys eroticism and eroticism destroys wit, so women must choose between taking lovers and taking no prisoners.


Florence King


#american life #between #choose #destroys #eroticism

A large nose is in fact the sign of an affable man, good, courteous, witty, liberal, courageous, such as I am.


Edmond Rostand


#affable #am #courageous #courteous #fact

Many a witty inspiration is like the surprising reunion of befriended thoughts after a long separation.


Karl Wilhelm Friedrich Schlegel


#inspiration #like #long #many #reunion






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