Bill Watterson

Calvin:"It says here that 'religion is the opiate of the masses.'...what do you suppose that means?" Television: "...it means that Karl Marx hadn't seen anything yet ↗

— Bill Watterson

#karl-marx #philosophy #television #religion

I suppose if we couldn't laugh at things that don't make sense, we couldn't react to a lot of life. ↗

— Bill Watterson

#life

The way Calvin's brain is wired you can almost hear the fuses blowing. ↗

— Bill Watterson

#humor #humor

It's surprising how hard we'll work when the work is done just for ourselves. ↗

— Bill Watterson

#hard #how #just #ourselves #surprising

Until you stalk and overrun, you cannot devour anyone. -Hobbes ↗

— Bill Watterson

#calvin-and-hobbes #humor #humor

MOMMMM, I'm thirsty... What's this, just water? ↗

— Bill Watterson

#humor

You know, Hobbes, some days even my lucky rocketship underpants don't help. ↗

— Bill Watterson

#humor

I'll bet my autopsy reveals my mouth is too big. ↗

— Bill Watterson

#humor #mouth #humor

I know the world isn't fair, but why isn't it ever unfair in my favor? ↗

— Bill Watterson

#fair #favor #i #know #unfair

Van Gogh would’ve sold more than one painting if he’d put tigers in them. ↗

— Bill Watterson

#commercial-viability-of-art #tigers #van-gogh #art