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Billy Mays

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I'm a pitchman, my business comes from the pitch, nothing else.


— Billy Mays


#comes #else #i #nothing #pitch

I've done well for myself.


— Billy Mays


#i #myself #well

It's a funny business. I kind of compare it to baseball. I'm always looking for a home run.


— Billy Mays


#baseball #business #compare #funny #home

It's important for me to sell a product that works.


— Billy Mays


#me #product #sell #works

Just had a close call landing in Tampa. The tires blew out upon landing.


— Billy Mays


#call #close #had #just #landing

My voice, my likeness is my livelihood. That's it. I keep it simple. I pick good products.


— Billy Mays


#i #keep #likeness #livelihood #pick

One of the things that we hope to do with 'Pitchmen' is to give people an appreciation of what we do.


— Billy Mays


#give #hope #people #things

Stuck in the plane on the runway. You can always count on US Air.


— Billy Mays


#always #count #plane #runway #stuck

The best things in life are free - and $19.95.


— Billy Mays


#free #life #things

The infomercial business has been good to me.


— Billy Mays


#business #good #me






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Did you know about Billy Mays?

J. Mays's son Billy Mays III a self-proclaimed South Park fan said he loved "Dead Celebrities" and found its portrayal of his father to be both tasteful and respectful.

(July 20 1958 – June 28 2009) was an American television direct-response advertisement salesperson most notable for promoting OxiClean Orange Glo Kaboom and other cleaning home-based and maintenance products on the Home Shopping Network and through his company Mays Promotions Inc. He and his business partner Anthony Sullivan were also featured on PitchMen a TV series that documented their work.

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