Choose language

Forgot your password?

Need a Spoofbox account? Create one for FREE!

No subscription or hidden extras

Login

Douglas Adams

Read through the most famous quotes from Douglas Adams




If you try and take a cat apart to see how it works, the first thing you have on your hands is a non-working cat.


— Douglas Adams


#science #humor

There are some people you like immediately, some whom you think you might learn to like in the fullness of time, and some that you simply want to push away from you with a sharp stick.


— Douglas Adams


#darkness

He attacked everything in life with a mix of extraordinary genius and naive incompetence, and it was often difficult to tell which was which.


— Douglas Adams


#humor

If I ever meet myself,' said Zaphod, 'I'll hit myself so hard I won't know what's hit me.


— Douglas Adams


#zaphod-beeblebrox #humor

He hoped and prayed that there wasn't an afterlife. Then he realized there was a contradiction involved here and merely hoped that there wasn't an afterlife.


— Douglas Adams


#paradox #religion #humor

One of the things Ford Prefect had always found hardest to understand about humans was their habit of continually stating and repeating the very very obvious.


— Douglas Adams


#humor #interesting #humor

It can hardly be a coincidence that no language on earth has ever produced the expression, 'As pretty as an airport.


— Douglas Adams


#humor #travel #humor

We are stuck with technology when what we really want is just stuff that works.


— Douglas Adams


#life #science #technology #life

Beethoven tells you what it's like to be Beethoven and Mozart tells you what it's like to be human. Bach tells you what it's like to be the universe.


— Douglas Adams


#power-of-music #universe #music

Just believe everything I tell you, and it will all be very, very simple.' Ah, well, I'm not sure I believe that.


— Douglas Adams


#humor






About Douglas Adams

Douglas Adams Quotes




Did you know about Douglas Adams?

The next year the radio series became the basis for a BBC television mini-series broadcast in six parts. When he died in 2001 in California he had been trying again to get the movie project started with Disney which had bought the rights in 1998. The screenplay finally got a posthumous re-write by Karey Kirkpatrick and the resulting movie was released in 2005.

". Adams also wrote Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency (1987) and The Long Dark Tea-Time of the Soul (1988) and co-wrote The Meaning of Liff (1983) Last Chance to See (1990) and three stories for the television series Doctor Who. He was a staunch atheist famously imagining a sentient puddle who wakes up one morning and thinks "This is an interesting world I find myself in—an interesting hole I find myself in—fits me rather neatly doesn't it? In fact it fits me staggeringly well must have been made to have me in it!" to demonstrate his view that the fine-tuned Universe argument for God was a fallacy.

back to top