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Fran Lebowitz

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I never met anyone who didn't have a very smart child. What happens to these children, you wonder, when they reach adulthood?


— Fran Lebowitz


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I've done the calculation and your chances of winning the lottery are identical whether you play or not.


— Fran Lebowitz


#chances #done #i #identical #lottery

I never took hallucinogenic drugs because I never wanted my consciousness expanded one unnecessary iota.


— Fran Lebowitz


#consciousness #expanded #hallucinogenic #i #iota

Original thought is like original sin: both happened before you were born to people you could not have possibly met.


— Fran Lebowitz


#born #both #could #happened #like

Success didn't spoil me, I've always been insufferable.


— Fran Lebowitz


#been #i #insufferable #me #spoil

Children are the most desirable opponents at scrabble as they are both easy to beat and fun to cheat.


— Fran Lebowitz


#both #cheat #children #desirable #easy

Having been unpopular in high school is not just cause for book publications.


— Fran Lebowitz


#book #cause #having #high #high school

No animal should ever jump up on the dining-room furniture unless absolutely certain that he can hold his own in the conversation.


— Fran Lebowitz


#animal #certain #conversation #ever #furniture

Your life story would not make a good book. Don't even try.


— Fran Lebowitz


#even #good #good book #life #life story

Vegetables are interesting but lack a sense of purpose when unaccompanied by a good cut of meat.


— Fran Lebowitz


#good #interesting #lack #meat #purpose






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In September 2007 Fran Lebowitz was named one of the year's most stylish women in Vanity Fair's 68th Annual International Best-Dressed List and Fran Lebowitz is known to sport tailored suits by the Savile Row tailor Anderson & Sheppard. [citation needed]
She has been famous in part for Exterior Signs of Wealth a long-overdue unfiniFran Lebowitzd novel purportedly about rich people who want to be artists and artists who want to be rich. [citation needed]


Life and career
Lebowitz was born and raised in Morristown New Jersey in an "observant" Jewish family.

Frances Ann "Fran" Lebowitz (born October 27 1950) is an American author. Some reviewers have called her a modern-day Dorothy Parker. Lebowitz is known for her sardonic social commentary on American life as filtered through her New York sensibilities.

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