Fran Lebowitz

If you're going to America, bring your own food. ↗

— Fran Lebowitz

#america #bring #going #own #you

Great people talk about ideas, average people talk about things, and small people talk about wine. ↗

— Fran Lebowitz

#about #average #average people #great people #ideas

Contrary to popular opinion, the hustle is not a new dance step - it is an old business procedure. ↗

— Fran Lebowitz

#contrary #dance #hustle #new #old

Don't bother discussing sex with small children. They rarely have anything to add. ↗

— Fran Lebowitz

#anything #bother #children #discussing #rarely

Even when freshly washed and relieved of all obvious confections, children tend to be sticky. ↗

— Fran Lebowitz

#even #freshly #obvious #relieved #sticky

Humility is no substitute for a good personality. ↗

— Fran Lebowitz

#humility #personality #substitute

Never relinquish clothing to a hotel valet without first specifically telling him that you want it back. ↗

— Fran Lebowitz

#clothing #first #him #hotel #never

Nothing succeeds like address. ↗

— Fran Lebowitz

#like #nothing #succeeds

Remember that as a teenager you are in the last stage of your life when you will be happy to hear the phone is for you. ↗

— Fran Lebowitz

#happy #hear #last #life #phone

Scientists - the crowd that for dash and style make the general public look like the Bloomsbury set. ↗

— Fran Lebowitz

#dash #general #general public #like #look