John Ratzenberger

So many people aren't ready for Hollywood - professionally or practically. ↗

— John Ratzenberger

#many #people #practically #professionally #ready

Sure, the comedians who swear or use scatological humor can get laughs, but they're uncomfortable laughs. ↗

— John Ratzenberger

#get #humor #laughs #sure #swear

There are technologies you couldn't predict at all when I started. ↗

— John Ratzenberger

#predict #started #technologies #you

There are times over different projects when I've asked the writers why people are swearing for no good reason. I tell them that it would be funnier if there weren't these swear words. ↗

— John Ratzenberger

#different #funnier #good #good reason #i

They need to be re-supplied with energy, and that energy comes from asking not what your country can do for you, but from what you can do for your country. ↗

— John Ratzenberger

#comes #country #energy #need #you

To them, the real United States is just flyover country. ↗

— John Ratzenberger

#just #real #states #them #united

Two days later I got a call that they wanted to try out the character for seven episodes. Eleven years and 22 Emmys later, Cliff was still sitting at that bar. ↗

— John Ratzenberger

#call #character #cliff #days #eleven

When I go to the garage to pick up my clubs, I clean the spider webs off. ↗

— John Ratzenberger

#clubs #garage #go #i #off

You'll be tested every single day. ↗

— John Ratzenberger

#every #every single day #single #single day #tested

You've got to write for your audience. ↗

— John Ratzenberger

#got #write #you #your