Laurell K. Hamilton

It would be nice if you’d stop almost killing me because you don’t want to screw other peo­ple. ↗

— Laurell K. Hamilton

#anita-blake

Not knowing a thing is not ignorance. Feigning knowledge you don't have can be--Sholto ↗

— Laurell K. Hamilton

#inspirational

Sometimes you deal with the devil not because you want to, but because if you don't, someone else will. ↗

— Laurell K. Hamilton

#cerulean-sins #inspirational #inspirational

I used to think I knew what was right and what was wrong, and who the good guys are, and who the bad guys are. Then the world got very gray, and I didn't know anything for a long time ↗

— Laurell K. Hamilton

#life-experience #philosophy #wisdom #dreams

He balled his hand into a fist. "You are such a bitch." "Woof, woof," I said. ↗

— Laurell K. Hamilton

#funny #laurell-k-hamilton #richard #funny

There are only two things you can do when you're dressed like Barbie Does Bondage; you can be embarrassed or you can be aggressive. Guess what my choice was. ↗

— Laurell K. Hamilton

#barbie #anita-blake

He's no more human than I am, ma petite." At least I'm not dead." That can be remedied. ↗

— Laurell K. Hamilton

#anita-blake

If you’re alive, don’t move, if you’re dead, don’t worry about it. ↗

— Laurell K. Hamilton

#paranormal-romance

Anything under size five isn't a woman. It's a boy with breasts. ↗

— Laurell K. Hamilton

#sizeism #anita-blake

I just love dealing with people whose idea of sometimes is every thousand years,” I said. ↗

— Laurell K. Hamilton

#love