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    Robert Orben

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    Love is so confusing - you tell a girl she looks great and what's the first thing you do? Turn out the lights! ↗


    — Robert Orben

    #first #first thing #girl #great #lights

    Every morning I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work. ↗


    — Robert Orben

    #america #every #forbes #get #go

    There are days when it takes all you've got just to keep up with the losers. ↗


    — Robert Orben

    #got #just #keep #losers #takes

    Do your kids a favor - don't have any. ↗


    — Robert Orben

    #favor #kids #your

    I take my children everywhere, but they always find their way back home. ↗


    — Robert Orben

    #always #back #children #everywhere #find

    Inflation is bringing us true democracy. For the first time in history, luxuries and necessities are selling at the same price. ↗


    — Robert Orben

    #democracy #first #first time #history #inflation

    Life was a lot simpler when what we honored was father and mother rather than all major credit cards. ↗


    — Robert Orben

    #cards #credit #credit cards #father #honored

    In prehistoric times, mankind often had only two choices in crisis situations: fight or flee. In modern times, humor offers us a third alternative; fight, flee - or laugh. ↗


    — Robert Orben

    #choices #crisis #fight #flee #had

    If you can laugh together, you can work together. ↗


    — Robert Orben

    #together #work #work together #you

    Sometimes I get the feeling the whole world is against me, but deep down I know that's not true. Some of the smaller countries are neutral. ↗


    — Robert Orben

    #countries #deep #deep down #down #feeling






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    C. 's (stage manager for Florenz Ziegfeld) conjuror's shop in New York. Orben has said he nearly sued Lenny Bruce once as Bruce advertised his show with the tag line "No Joe Miller no corn no Orben".

    He has written multiple books on comedy mostly collections of gags and "one-liners" originally written for his newsletter Orben's Current Comedy and he has also written books for magicians. Orben has said he nearly sued Lenny Bruce once as Bruce advertised his show with the tag line "No Joe Miller no corn no Orben". Robert Orben (born March 4 1927) is best known as an American professional comedy writer though he also worked as a speechwriter for Gerald R.

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