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    Robert Orben

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    Spring is God's way of saying, 'One more time!' ↗


    — Robert Orben

    #more #saying #spring #time #way

    More than ever before, Americans are suffering from back problems: back taxes, back rent, back auto payments. ↗


    — Robert Orben

    #back #before #ever #more #payments

    There's so much pollution in the air now that if it weren't for our lungs there'd be no place to put it all. ↗


    — Robert Orben

    #lungs #much #now #our #place

    Washington is a place where politicians don't know which way is up and taxes don't know which way is down. ↗


    — Robert Orben

    #down #know #place #politicians #taxes

    Every speaker has a mouth; An arrangement rather neat. Sometimes it's filled with wisdom. Sometimes it's filled with feet. ↗


    — Robert Orben

    #every #feet #filled #mouth #neat

    Inflation is the crabgrass in your savings. ↗


    — Robert Orben

    #inflation #savings #your

    Quit worrying about your health. It will go away. ↗


    — Robert Orben

    #about #away #go #go away #health

    Time flies. It's up to you to be the navigator. ↗


    — Robert Orben

    #navigator #time #time flies #up #you

    Happiness is a very small desk and a very big wastebasket. ↗


    — Robert Orben

    #desk #happiness #small #very #wastebasket

    Humor starts like a wildfire, but then continues on, smoldering, smoldering for years. ↗


    — Robert Orben

    #humor #like #starts #then #wildfire






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    C. 's (stage manager for Florenz Ziegfeld) conjuror's shop in New York. Orben has said he nearly sued Lenny Bruce once as Bruce advertised his show with the tag line "No Joe Miller no corn no Orben".

    He has written multiple books on comedy mostly collections of gags and "one-liners" originally written for his newsletter Orben's Current Comedy and he has also written books for magicians. Orben has said he nearly sued Lenny Bruce once as Bruce advertised his show with the tag line "No Joe Miller no corn no Orben". Robert Orben (born March 4 1927) is best known as an American professional comedy writer though he also worked as a speechwriter for Gerald R.

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